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Mark Padgett Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:53pm
Waaaay off topic - but couldn't resist
 
An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter." :p

Dan_ref Wed Apr 25, 2007 01:08pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter." :p
Some may find that funny, but I doubt it.

btw, tell the nice man you need some more of those 'make the voices go away' pills.

Mark Padgett Wed Apr 25, 2007 01:36pm
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Originally Posted by Dan_ref
btw, tell the nice man you need some more of those 'make the voices go away' pills.
But if I do that, I won't hear the nice man anymore. :eek:

Dan_ref Wed Apr 25, 2007 01:38pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
But if I do that, I won't hear the nice man anymore. :eek:
That's OK, he doesn't mind.

He is a nice man and will understand.

Go ahead...take a couple of handfuls. You'll be fine. The nice man will be fine. Every thing will be fine...just take the pills.

bob jenkins Wed Apr 25, 2007 02:03pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter." :p
How else would the alien get to meter? Maybe the liter is the alien's gram.

rockyroad Wed Apr 25, 2007 02:08pm
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Originally Posted by bob jenkins
How else would the alien get to meter? Maybe the liter is the alien's gram.
Now my head hurts...

JugglingReferee Wed Apr 25, 2007 03:01pm
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Mark Padgett Wed Apr 25, 2007 03:25pm
It could have been worse. The mayor of our town is a chemical engineer. I saw him last night and he told me this one: if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitant. :o

BTW - I always admire JR's pic of Diebler.

bob jenkins Wed Apr 25, 2007 03:57pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
It could have been worse. The mayor of our town is a chemical engineer. I saw him last night and he told me this one: if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitant. :o

BTW - I always admire JR's pic of Diebler.
I believe the word is "precipitate." Or, maybe you're just part of the new-fangled opun spelling movement.

rockyroad Wed Apr 25, 2007 04:25pm
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Originally Posted by bob jenkins
I believe the word is "precipitate." Or, maybe you're just part of the new-fangled opun spelling movement.
The correct name is "Hukt on foniks"...

Mark Dexter Wed Apr 25, 2007 05:39pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
An alien lands at the FEEBLE headquarters in Europe and says, "Take me to your liter." :p
Wouldn't the aliens ask for the "litre?" :confused:

Mark Padgett Wed Apr 25, 2007 07:31pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Dexter
Wouldn't the aliens ask for the "litre?" :confused:
Only if they were then going to store it in the boot of their vehicle and then take the lift to the next flat. :cool:

Mark Padgett Wed Apr 25, 2007 07:34pm
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Originally Posted by bob jenkins
I believe the word is "precipitate." Or, maybe you're just part of the new-fangled opun spelling movement.
HEY! I said the guy was a chemical engineer. You can't expect a normal person (or even me) to understand what he said. :confused:

26 Year Gap Wed Apr 25, 2007 07:35pm
Would you just STOP it?

http://www.uoregon.edu/~ttusow/Duck.jpg

Mark Padgett Wed Apr 25, 2007 09:25pm
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Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap
Moe:"$5,000 deducted for charity? You never gave $5,000 to charity!"
Larry:"Charity begins at home!"
Moe:"Good thinking, Porcupine!"
Sgt. swearing the Stooges into the Army: "Would you fight for this great republic and..."
Moe: "Republican? Naw - I'm a Democrat."
Larry: "Me too."
Curly: "Not me. I'm a pedestrian. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." :p

mick Wed Apr 25, 2007 09:42pm
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Sgt. swearing the Stooges into the Army: "Would you fight for this great republic and..."
Moe: "Republican? Naw - I'm a Democrat."
Larry: "Me too."
Curly: "Not me. I'm a pedestrian. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." :p
What Dan said.

Jimgolf Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:16am
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BTW - I always admire JR's pic of Diebler.
The real Jon Diebler was recently named Mr. Basketball in Ohio. I wonder if he knows how semi-famous he's become with basketball officials on this site.

Jurassic Referee Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:44am
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The real Jon Diebler was recently named Mr. Basketball in Ohio.
Jon was also recently named Mr. Basketball in Florida....and China.

It's true, it's true.

Mark Padgett Thu Apr 26, 2007 03:35pm
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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee
Jon was also recently named Mr. Basketball in Florida....and China.

It's true, it's true.
Also in Lichtenstein - where he's not only the tallest basketball player, but the tallest person. :eek:

It's twue, it's twue!

26 Year Gap Thu Apr 26, 2007 06:47pm
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