Sometimes, you just cannot win.

[dblref]

Originally Posted by Mountaineer

Sorry to hear that! You have my sympathies!

Actually, your sympathies should be directed to Padgett's wife.

[SmokeEater]

Why is a Divorce so Expensive?



Because its worth it!

[26 Year Gap]

I may have had a 26 year gap between officiating stints, but it has been a 22 year gap since the divorce. My 2nd wife has been a much better match. And though sometimes I wish I had not skipped the 26 years of officiating, the 22 year gap has not been too bad. Guess I would rather have 2 gaps than none if you know what I mean.

[BktBallRef]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

I may have had a 26 year gap between officiating stints, but it has been a 22 year gap since the divorce. My 2nd wife has been a much better match. And though sometimes I wish I had not skipped the 26 years of officiating, the 22 year gap has not been too bad. Guess I would rather have 2 gaps than none if you know what I mean.

Damn, my head hurts after reading that.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by SmokeEater

Why is a Divorce so Expensive?
Because its worth it!

Did you hear about the new Barbie doll - "Divorced Barbie". It costs $1000!!! That's because it comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's furniture, etc.