Sometimes, you just cannot win.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Mountaineer

Ahhhhh, it is indeed times like this that makes me realize that I do indeed have the best wife. EX-WIFE! I do make monthly payments on that model but I sort of look at it as an investment . . . for my sanity!

I was married for five years the first time (and 28 so far this time - so this one might stick). I figured out the other day that if instead of divorcing my first wife I had killed her - I'd be out now!

[Mountaineer]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

. . .(and 28 so far this time - so this one might stick).

Sorry to hear that! You have my sympathies!

[dblref]

Originally Posted by Mountaineer

Sorry to hear that! You have my sympathies!

Actually, your sympathies should be directed to Padgett's wife.

[SmokeEater]

Why is a Divorce so Expensive?



Because its worth it!

[26 Year Gap]

I may have had a 26 year gap between officiating stints, but it has been a 22 year gap since the divorce. My 2nd wife has been a much better match. And though sometimes I wish I had not skipped the 26 years of officiating, the 22 year gap has not been too bad. Guess I would rather have 2 gaps than none if you know what I mean.

[BktBallRef]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

I may have had a 26 year gap between officiating stints, but it has been a 22 year gap since the divorce. My 2nd wife has been a much better match. And though sometimes I wish I had not skipped the 26 years of officiating, the 22 year gap has not been too bad. Guess I would rather have 2 gaps than none if you know what I mean.

Damn, my head hurts after reading that.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by SmokeEater

Why is a Divorce so Expensive?
Because its worth it!

Did you hear about the new Barbie doll - "Divorced Barbie". It costs $1000!!! That's because it comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's furniture, etc.