foul count

[Dan_ref]

I used to argue this point with coaches when asked,
using quick one liners like "I'm not here to balance the
books" or "I'm surprised you don't have more". But now
when a coach comments on the foul count I gather up
the most concerned look I can and just say "Geeze, no
kidding, thanks." This usually leaves them smiling as I
take off down the floor.