Tailoring Your Shirt

[Mark Padgett]

Why don't you just buy your shirts in "tall" sizes, or are you so thin that when you stand sideways and stick out your tongue you look like a zipper?

OK - that's an old, old, old vaudeville joke. And no, I'm not that old. My wife told it to me.

Uh-oh, she's reading over my shoulder. OUCH! THAT HURT!