Elevator Elevator

[Dan_ref]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

You got Chuck in your game bag?

Let me check, he might be under the bottle of shoe polish.

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Back In The Saddle

You should see his game bag:

• Spare whistle
• Spare shoes
• Spare shirt
• Spare pants
  
• Spare partner

I'm thinking about getting a Chuck for my bag too.

LOL......

[just another ref]

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee

Chuck's not stout. He's 4'14" and 126 pounds of dynamite.

With a half inch wick.

Too much information

[Back In The Saddle]

Time to admit my ignorance: I know about the Nuts and Bolts cheer, and the Rope/Tree/Referee one, but I've never heard the Elevator Elevator one. How does it go?

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally Posted by Back In The Saddle

Time to admit my ignorance: I know about the Nuts and Bolts cheer, and the Rope/Tree/Referee one, but I've never heard the Elevator Elevator one. How does it go?

Elevator, elevator....
We got the shaft.

[Adam]

Hey Ref; does your wife know you're screwing us?

[BillyMac]

1971, Amity Regional High School,Woodbridge, CT

"The ref brought his lunch. The ref brought his lunch. Eat it ref. Eat it."

[zebra44]

I think my favorite is " If you had one more eye you'd be a Cyclops!"

[Bad Zebra]

OK. Since this doesn't seem to be going away soon, here ya go.

http://www.heckledepot.com/umps.shtml

[bronco]

Originally Posted by Bad Zebra

OK. Since this doesn't seem to be going away soon, here ya go.

http://www.heckledepot.com/umps.shtml

This was on that site, if you looked around for a while. I think it's my favorite:

At a game a spectator said to the umpire - "do you know how to ump the game". The ump said "Yes, I also know how to remove a spectator from the sidelines"

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Larks

Got my first Elevator Elevator and Nuts and Bolts cheers last night.....

I cracked up actually when they did it....we used to do those all the time when I was in HS....We had a great cheering section last night.

I was glad I didn't get the old "A noose, a tree"

This isn't a ref chant, but I had to share. In HS, when an opponent was going to shoot a free throw, we would chant, "See that basket. See that ball. C'mon stupid. Hit the wall."

[DownTownTonyBrown]

Originally Posted by Mark Dexter

One of my favorite stories, from a ref in D.C.

Ref had to bring his son and daughter to a game, and they were both fairly young at the time. He told them to sit in the stands, and to not tell anybody that their dad was one of the refs.

...
His kids were chanting along with the crowd.

That is the ultimate in camouflage!!! Hopefully he congratulated them for doing such a great job of maintaining their cover.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by Back In The Saddle

I'm thinking about getting a Chuck for my bag too.

I thought they were discontinued.

[ChrisSportsFan]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

This isn't a ref chant, but I had to share. In HS, when an opponent was going to shoot a free throw, we would chant, "See that basket. See that ball. C'mon stupid. Hit the wall."

I've heard that one a few times and still laugh everytime.

Here's another from last year:
"I'm blind, I'm deaf, I wanna be a ref"

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Back In The Saddle

You should see his game bag:

• Spare whistle
• Spare shoes
• Spare shirt
• Spare pants
• Spare partner

I'm thinking about getting a Chuck for my bag too.

Better than upchuck.