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Originally Posted by Bad Zebra

OK. Since this doesn't seem to be going away soon, here ya go.

http://www.heckledepot.com/umps.shtml

This was on that site, if you looked around for a while. I think it's my favorite:

At a game a spectator said to the umpire - "do you know how to ump the game". The ump said "Yes, I also know how to remove a spectator from the sidelines"