30-Second Time-Out

[ChuckElias]

Originally Posted by deecee

you: coach your team member got a T for swearing
coach: which player got a T?
you: none of your players got a T -- it was that team member on the end of the bench
coach: which player's number?
you: coach its not a player its a team member
coach: ummmm.....

Lou: You the coach of this team?
Bud: I certainly am.
Lou: You got team members on this team?
Bud: Certainly!
Lou: Is dat one of your team members right there?
Bud: Why, yes he is.
Lou: Well, then, what's that player's number?
Bud: Which player?
Lou: Dat one, right there!
Bud: He's not a player.
Lou: Look, he's on the team, right?
Bud: Naturally.
Lou: So he's a player for your team, right?
Bud: No! It's halftime!
Lou: But he's a member of the team!!
Bud: Now you've got it.
Lou: I don't even know what I'm talking about!