Man, I stop reading the baseball thread for the last 47 or 48 pages, then I come back and Drozqywxcvqpmnqzx (or however you spell that freaking last name) is making fun of me - for no apparent reason. I'm hurt...hurt I tell you...I think I need a retreat.

I'll send you the entrance requirements. How do you look in peddle-pushers?

Btw, if I made any hurtful comments, they were purely unintentional. JR made me do it.

It's true...it's true...

Yanks/Tigers Game 2 starts in a half-hour. All they can talk about is the way the postponement was handled last night.

Geeze, another on-topic post....:rolleyes:

Down goes Sheffield! Down goes Sheffield!!

He's ok, tho. E-6.

Big spot for the Yanks. Bases loaded, two outs. Gee, what'll A-Rod do? Backwards K, of course. Poor guy.

Chuck's making his big play to get to 9000 posts on this afternoon's game

I love to watch Mussina in a big game. It's like a box of chocolates. Quick 1-0 lead for the Tiggers. Next pitch almost hits Inge.

Did I say 9000?

Sorry, meant 9500...

Nah, this just happens to be the first playoff game that I'm going to be able to watch from beginning to end. So I'm trying to get this thread back to baseball.

Matsui reaches on the first pitch of the 2nd inning, BTW.

1st and 2nd, nobody out. Yanks can't score. Boo-hoo-hoo. :)

But the game is not over.. We know better, once the Yanks explode. It's over.

Abreu misses a home run by 2 feet, but can't make it to second base. So, of course, Sheffield grounds into a double play.

How does John Miller get through 3 hours a day with Joe Morgan without hanging himself like the old lady who has to sit next to Ted Striker in Airplane?

LOL, that was funny

All I know is that I thought JR was gonna be lonely down there in hell...but now I know you will be there keeping him company. And for torture, old Lucifer is gonna make you guys spend eternity spelling each other's names correctly..

M&M: "W-o-d-d-y. Damn. Gotta start again."

JR: "D-r-o- oh for crap's sake, I don't know."