"Can Mr. Elias come out and play? We need a second base."

It's true....it's true....

You guys are all shortaphobes...it's true...it's true!

And that comes from a guy that works as a garden gnome during the summer.....

It's true, it's true......

Damn! He figured us out!

Btw, one of the scariest movies of all time:
http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/oz/images/vc52.jpg

Nice shoes on the Munchkins. I wonder if you can get them in patent leather. How cool would that be- for your next game?

Hmm...camps are coming up. I could get those shoes in patent leather, along with those striped socks...

Think that would get me noticed?

I saw a link here the other day that advertised these very shoes made by Puma. Very cheap.

Probably....you already have a haircut like the Munchkin on the end. All you need is something to time the games at camp- maybe like the watch that the fat Munchkin standing behind Dorothy has...you know, the one that looks like he's waiting for Dorothy to bend over. Wait a minute....that fat Munchkin.....is that Ron Jeremy? :eek:

Do you know how much I have to spend on hair gel every year just to keep that curl in place?
He had to start his career somehere, right? Some get their start on the stage, others in commercials. (Uh oh, now people know that I know who Ron Jeremy is...)

There's no Ron Jeremy in my Baseball Encyclopedia. So, uh, who are you talking about?

Hmmmm....we finally know what a couple of tra la la's are...it all makes sense now...

Ha Ha Ha, Ho Ho Ho and a couple of tra la la's.
That's how we laugh the day away in the Merry Ole Land of Oz!

<font size = -2>Ooh, I can't wait to see the picture JR's gonna post now!</font size>

Look it up. Ron Jeremy hit .300 for the Mariners in 1992. Without using a bat either. He used.....nevermind.

I wanted to be Ron Jeremy when I grew up.....but I flunked the physical.

You weren't fat and hairy enough?