Dumbness - players, coaches and spectators

[Mike Burns]

This happened recently during a Mens league game.
I'm at T and the ball handler is just crossing half court. B1 runs from the 3-pt line and attempts to steal the ball, but ends up giving a shoulder to the head of A. Of course I call the foul.
Then for whatever reason dumb people do the things they do, he starts ranting and raving about the call.
T time anyone?
As team A is shooting the Techs, B1 comes over and points to blood on his bicep and says, "LOOK, HE BIT ME!!!".
I say calmly "Well then you are going to have to leave the game until you get that cleaned up."
B1, "WELL, WHAT ABOUT HIM BITTING ME?!?!?"
I said, "How about this. You keep your arm out of his mouth and then he won't bite you."