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Guard A1 and Center A2 have been chatting during a close game about A2 not seeing the ball enough. Last period, Game tied......A1 throws up an airball 3. Before the throw-in, A1 and A2 start to go at it. Fist and kicks are thrown. I hit them each with Flagrant T's.
Coach A goes crazy. Says that it is impossible to foul a member of your OWN Team. I see his point and say, "OK....how about we split the difference and it's just 1 T?" He buys off but now Coach B goes crazy and wants the 2 T's! I see his point and say, "Look....maybe I cut a bad deal. It should be your ball on the air-balled 3. And it's your ball after the T but by the Rules you just get it once. How about if I give you the ball twice and we call it all square?" He says, "OK". Now, it's back to Coach A who's upset about Team B getting the ball twice. I pull him aside and say to him, "Don't worry. I'll call palming on Team A on their second pocession." He's on board with that and we resume the game. Thank God, I read Donald Trump's book, "The Art of the Deal" before the season began. 
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What the head nurse's name on your floor? Do they know you're using the computer again?
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I'm shocked! 
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My turn: ROTFLMAO! (And I'm not wearing shoes...)
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The rules (somewhere, perhaps in a point-of-emphasis, forgive me, I don't have time to go looking) make it explicitly clear that it's appropriate to call an unsportsmanlike technical foul on a player for being verbally abusive to a member of his or her own team. I'd say wacking a member of your own team qualifies as abuse . . .
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Re: Re: There are 2 threads referencing this . . .
assignmentmaker -- You need to airblast your humor plug-in. [/QUOTE]
Ooo. Did my subconscious really do that?
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Thu Dec 22, 2005, 01:15am
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I have a hard time with a T on the two players on the same team. Do you live in the US?
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Thu Dec 22, 2005, 01:17am
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It's a joke. 
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 [Edited by Back In The Saddle on Dec 22nd, 2005 at 01:29 AM]
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