Fri Dec 16, 2005, 04:13pm
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Hell
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: WOW
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Originally posted by Dan_ref
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Originally posted by M&M Guy
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Originally posted by Dan_ref
What did the prostitute with 1 glass eye say to her favorite customer?
I'll take "Stupid bar jokes" for 200, Alex.
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Umm, in that case, it's "This is what the prostitute with one eye said to her favorite customer"
And, ok, I'll bite.
No, that's not my guess. I mean, what's the answer?
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OK, here's the short form of stupid joke:
A man goes to a house of ill repute (abbrev HOIR, let's just call it a HOIRhouse...) and there's only 1 HOIR worker available, an old woman with a glass eye. After a while the guy sez OK and goes in with her. She then proceeds to take out her eye and invites the man to partake. After some initial doubt he is amazed to find the experience quite rewarding and well worth the money. As he leaves he tells her so and she replies "Well, come back any time, I'll keep an eye out for you".
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Didn't they make that into a sitcom?
"Just Another Day At The Orifice"
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