Classic one-liners!

[John]

I wrked a JV game in 1992 in Colorado. At halftime the coach of the home team followed us into the break room and continued to argue with us about our performance in the 1st half. My partner got up and began to walk our of the room. The coach asked him where he was going and his answer was "Since you are going to come in here at halftime and tell me how to do my job, I'm going to your locker room to tell your team to try a full court press. Nothing else seems to be working." The coach left.