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Old Tue Sep 20, 2005, 12:09am
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Okay, so as along as we're at it,

How many refs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Old Tue Sep 20, 2005, 05:45am
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The answer's different depending on whether you're using NFHS, NCAAM, NCAAW, NBA, or FIBA rules, and whether you're using 2- or 3- person mechanics.
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Old Tue Sep 20, 2005, 07:57am
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Refs have the ability to see in the dark.
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Old Tue Sep 20, 2005, 01:22pm
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Okay, so as along as we're at it,

How many refs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Uh, ... only one lady ref?
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Old Tue Sep 20, 2005, 01:45pm
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How many refs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Uh, ... only one lady ref?
Not if she just had her fingernails done.......
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Old Tue Sep 20, 2005, 01:47pm
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How many refs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Uh, ... only one lady ref?
Not if she just had her fingernails done.......
lady ref...nails done... You don't generally hear those things in the same sentence, unless there's a "not" somewhere!
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Old Tue Sep 20, 2005, 01:59pm
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How many refs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Uh, ... only one lady ref?
Not if she just had her fingernails done.......
Or, if she's fixin' dinner.

Or, gettin' her loving husband an adult beverage from the fridge.

(Ok, they made me do it! I knew those comments were all sexist, but they made me do it anyway! It's not my fault, honest!)
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Old Tue Sep 20, 2005, 02:01pm
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Or, gettin' her loving husband an adult beverage from the fridge.

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Old Tue Sep 20, 2005, 02:05pm
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Or, gettin' her loving husband an adult beverage from the fridge.

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Are you living in some alternate universe? [/B][/QUOTE]

What? How many posts have you read of mine? Are you just now figuring this out?

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Old Tue Sep 20, 2005, 02:11pm
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How many refs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Uh, ... only one lady ref?
Not if she just had her fingernails done.......
Or, if she's fixin' dinner.

Or, gettin' her loving husband an adult beverage from the fridge.

(Ok, they made me do it! I knew those comments were all sexist, but they made me do it anyway! It's not my fault, honest!)
Ya must be a ma'am-ophobe and a masochist.
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