Okay, so as along as we're at it,

How many refs does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer's different depending on whether you're using NFHS, NCAAM, NCAAW, NBA, or FIBA rules, and whether you're using 2- or 3- person mechanics.

unnecessary
 

Refs have the ability to see in the dark.

Uh, ... only one lady ref?

Not if she just had her fingernails done.......

lady ref...nails done... You don't generally hear those things in the same sentence, unless there's a "not" somewhere!

Or, if she's fixin' dinner.

Or, gettin' her loving husband an adult beverage from the fridge.

(Ok, they made me do it! I knew those comments were all sexist, but they made me do it anyway! It's not my fault, honest!)

Or, gettin' her loving husband an adult beverage from the fridge.

[/B][/QUOTE]Are you living in some alternate universe?

Are you living in some alternate universe? [/B][/QUOTE]

What? How many posts have you read of mine? Are you just now figuring this out?

:D

Caution
 

Ya must be a ma'am-ophobe and a masochist.