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Jurassic Referee Fri Sep 09, 2005 02:15pm
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I await the inevitable---<i>"No, Olive Oil comes from Popeye."</i> :D
Shouldn't "from" be replaced by "because of"?

They aren't related, y'know.

Now, mick, what plant does Crisco come from?
<i>I'm Popeye, the sailor man
..toot,toot...
I'm Popeye the sailor man
..toot,toot...
I loves to go swimmin'
With bowlegged wimmen
I'm Popeye the sailor man
..toot,toot...


Olive Oyl, you's my goil....</i>

I liked the Crisco Kid too....

mick Fri Sep 09, 2005 03:27pm
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Olive Oyl, you's my goil....</i>

I liked the Crisco Kid too....
Aaaaawwww Crisco...!
Aaaaawwww Pancho...!

mick Fri Sep 09, 2005 03:31pm
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Now, mick, what plant does Crisco come from?
Things your Mom shoulda told you.
http://www.crisco.com/about/history/index.asp
mick

M&M Guy Fri Sep 09, 2005 05:11pm
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Now, mick, what plant does Crisco come from?
Things your Mom shoulda told you.
http://www.crisco.com/about/history/index.asp
mick
Hey, all I knew was it looks suspiciously like that paste I used in grade school. And I don't think it changes much between when you eat it and when the doctor scrapes it off the sides of your heart. So it wouldn't surprise me if it was a petroleum by-product.

refnrev Fri Sep 09, 2005 06:58pm
So Brandan, did you pass your three tests? Inquiring minds want to know!

brandan89 Sat Sep 10, 2005 08:32pm
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So Brandan, did you pass your three tests? Inquiring minds want to know!
I wont know until Monday or Tuesday. The sometimes grade them over the weekend, and sometimes wait until Monday. I will let you know. I know I made an A on my Civics test because it was open book. :)

26 Year Gap Sun Sep 11, 2005 08:33am
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Now, mick, what plant does Crisco come from?
Things your Mom shoulda told you.
http://www.crisco.com/about/history/index.asp
mick
Hey, all I knew was it looks suspiciously like that paste I used in grade school. And I don't think it changes much between when you eat it and when the doctor scrapes it off the sides of your heart. So it wouldn't surprise me if it was a petroleum by-product.
The school paste was mint flavored.

WhistlesAndStripes Mon Sep 12, 2005 01:06am
Speaking of Crisco:

This short guy went to the doctor and asked his Doc if there was anything he could do to get taller. Doc told him to cover his body with grease every night and then sleep hanging upside down from the monkey bars. So dude goes home, and every night covers himself in Crisco before going to sleep hanging from the monke bars. Does this for 2 months straight, measures himself, and he's 2 inches shorter then when he started.

GOes back to the doc. Tells doc it ain't working. Doc asks him what he's using. Dude says Crisco. Doc says, "No wonder it ain't working. That's SHORTening!!!"

26 Year Gap Mon Sep 12, 2005 05:35pm
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Speaking of Crisco:

This short guy went to the doctor and asked his Doc if there was anything he could do to get taller. Doc told him to cover his body with grease every night and then sleep hanging upside down from the monkey bars. So dude goes home, and every night covers himself in Crisco before going to sleep hanging from the monke bars. Does this for 2 months straight, measures himself, and he's 2 inches shorter then when he started.

GOes back to the doc. Tells doc it ain't working. Doc asks him what he's using. Dude says Crisco. Doc says, "No wonder it ain't working. That's SHORTening!!!"
Is this where you get the pie thrown in your face?

mick Mon Sep 12, 2005 06:17pm
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Speaking of Crisco:
:)

refnrev Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:03pm
so brandan, time to 'fess up. Did you pass?

brandan89 Sat Sep 17, 2005 11:23am
I made A's in Civics and a B in Geometry. Wednesday, we got our progress reports also, I had B-Geometry, A- Art, A-Typing, and A- Civics,so I am doing pretty good.

refnrev Sat Sep 17, 2005 03:07pm
He has brains. He can blow a whsitle. And he can make a mean Big Mac. He's a man of many talents, I tell you!

brandan89 Sat Sep 17, 2005 08:56pm
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He has brains. He can blow a whsitle. And he can make a mean Big Mac. He's a man of many talents, I tell you!
HAhahah.... Good one.


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