Washing Your Uniform...

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally posted by Mark Dexter
Cotton shrinks in the dryer, polyester expands.

Simple solution then......

Put your wet cotton shirt over top of your wet polyester shirt....and then put both of them in the dryer together. Should cancel each other out.

Same logic as eating pasta and antipasta at the same time. You'll never gain weight doing that.

It's true, it's true......