Useful Phrases

[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by Jurassic Referee

Shut up. [/B]

I know where you live.

I also know how you got those stains on your underwear.

Be afraid.

Be very, very afraid. [/B][/QUOTE]

An old man goes to see his doctor for a regular check up and his wife goes along with him. The doctor comes into the examination room and after a few minutes tells the old man he'll need a stool sample, a blood sample and a urine sample. The old man, being deaf as a tree stump, looks up and says "WHA???!!". Again, the doctor requests a stool sample, a blood sample and a urine sample. The old man looks at his wife and shouts "WHAT DID HE SAY???!!". His wife yells back at the old man "HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR!!".