What's amateur sport coming to??

[ref18]

Originally posted by rainmaker

Ref18, I always give my name, and my assignor's name and number, all written on a little piece of paper.

We're told not to do this. If they want to get in touch with the association, it's up to them. We're not to help them in any way.

[ChrisSportsFan]

Originally posted by Forksref

My wife is a middle school principal. She has had idiot parents swearing at her in her office. After consulting with the school attorney and the local police officer, she now files disorderly conduct charges against the culprits. No one should have to put up with that behavior.

Pull out your camera phone, take their picture and say; " stop now or I'm going straight to the police". shrug, maybe they'll stop, shrug

[ShadowStripes]

True story - partner spoke to a crazy lady who harrassed us during the entire game and called us "pieces of garbage" afterwards who needed to be reported.

Partner (with a deep southern accent) - Ma'am, I'll certainly give you my name, but my parents were Russian immigrants so I have a name I'll have to spell for you:

Y-u-r-i D-u-m-m-b-i-c-h

She wrote it down and never figured it out. She actually called our assignor and told him that the Russian official and his lousy partner should never work again.

[26 Year Gap]

Sounds like Yuri had used that line before.

[TravelinMan]

Other possible names to give unruly parents:
Davide Stern
Alfred E Neuman
Pat O'Brien
James Naismith
and my favorite - Willie Wonker

[Mark Padgett]

Originally posted by TravelinMan
Other possible names to give unruly parents:
Davide Stern
Alfred E Neuman
Pat O'Brien
James Naismith
and my favorite - Willie Wonker

As long as we're staying "clean" here -
Chuck Roast
Pete Moss
Bob N. Forapples
Russ Etpotatoes

(for Juulie)
Sue Baru
Barb Wire
Polly Wanacracker

If you really want to throw somebody off, give them any name you want, but begin it with "Special Agent".

[Dan_ref]

OK Padgett, now ya done it...

http://www.cartalk.com/content/about...s/credits.html

Here's one that fits the topic:

Complaint Line Operator: Xavier Breath

[Mark Padgett]

Originally posted by Dan_ref
OK Padgett, now ya done it...

http://www.cartalk.com/content/about...s/credits.html

Here's one that fits the topic:

Complaint Line Operator: Xavier Breath

The best is still the Marx Brothers lawyers: Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.

[ShadowStripes]

Originally posted by 26 Year Gap
Sounds like Yuri had used that line before.

Yes, Yuri had that bullet in the chamber, just waiting for the right opportunity to use it.

[rainmaker]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett

The best is still the Marx Brothers lawyers: Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.

Tom and Ray use them, too.

[Nevadaref]

Cheatem, Swindlem, and Screwem.