True story - partner spoke to a crazy lady who harrassed us during the entire game and called us "pieces of garbage" afterwards who needed to be reported.
Partner (with a deep southern accent) - Ma'am, I'll certainly give you my name, but my parents were Russian immigrants so I have a name I'll have to spell for you:
Y-u-r-i D-u-m-m-b-i-c-h
She wrote it down and never figured it out. She actually called our assignor and told him that the Russian official and his lousy partner should never work again.
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