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[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by Jurassic Referee
Spring is here, and it just brought the first positive steroid test in MLB. Lah me, Alex Sanchez of Tampa Bay has to be the dumbest ballplayer in the world. What a time to get caught- right after Congress starts their latest dog-and-pony show.

Guess Alex never went to Balco Barry's finishing school.

Famous last words:

"Yeah sure Moses, like we're worried about a few bugs."

"Hey Brutus!! Long time no see!"

"All we gotta do is march straight across the field to that clump of trees."

"Oooh look, there's the new book depository! Tell the driver to slow the car down here, my nephew works there!"

"OK Mike, just throw strikes. After Dent we'll talk about how to pitch to Rivers."

"Don't worry Monica, no one will EVER find out."

"Tests? What tests?"

IOW, is it possible any human could be *that* stupid?