Things we've seen

[TimTaylor]

Funniest I ever had was at a JV boys game.....

You know how we always have to tell them to pull up their shorts...well they never cinch up the draw string - keeps them from pulling them down over their hips.

Late in the game, gym is filling up for the varsity game to come. Kid from the home team drives the lane in heavy traffic for a layup - gets bumped on the way up and somehow his shorts get caught & wind up around his knees. When he lands, he trips and does sort of a roll, winding up sprawled along the baseline with nothing covering him between chest & knees except his jock strap - right in front of the cheerleaders & a young lady photographer from the school newspaper, who calmly kept firing away with her motorized camera. The whole gym exploded in laughter - it was really difficult to try to keep a straight face! At least he made the layup, and gathered his composure enough to sink the free throw......