Wish I Had a Second Chance to Make a First Impression!

[ChrisSportsFan]

Maybe you should have started yelling; It burns! It burns! Then once you had everyones attention you could have told them that the voices in you head said you were on fire and you should stop, drop and roll. Hey, at that point, it couldn't hurt your cause.

What else could have happened to help you day go worse?
1. You could have sprained your wrist.
2. Bloody nose when you hit it on the floor.
3. Bite your whistle and broke a tooth.
4. Split the crotch out of your pants.
5. Toupe or wig could have came unfastened and flopped over.
6. Could have fallen on a player and hurt him.
7. Locked your keys in your car.

I can't stop laughing, it's as if I can visualize your entire routine.