Tue Mar 22, 2005, 12:27pm
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certified Hot Mom tester
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Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: only in my own mind, such as it is
Posts: 12,918
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Quote:
Originally posted by ChrisSportsFan
Maybe you should have started yelling; It burns! It burns! Then once you had everyones attention you could have told them that the voices in you head said you were on fire and you should stop, drop and roll. Hey, at that point, it couldn't hurt your cause.
What else could have happened to help you day go worse?
1. You could have sprained your wrist.
2. Bloody nose when you hit it on the floor.
3. Bite your whistle and broke a tooth.
4. Split the crotch out of your pants.
5. Toupe or wig could have came unfastened and flopped over.
6. Could have fallen on a player and hurt him.
7. Locked your keys in your car.
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Or you could have put a run in your fishnets.
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