stupid remarks by fans and wittier comeback responses by the official

[bob jenkins]

Originally posted by Matt S.
Let me preface this by saying a normally don't talk to fans, but our smallest schools in Montana have tiny gyms (3 rows on each side of the floor).

I call a block in transition near midcourt.

Fan, sitting on sideline in backcourt:

"How can you call that from there?"

"Like this ... "block" ... any other questions?"