stupid remarks by fans and wittier comeback responses by the official

[Almost Always Right]

Summer V tournament here in Reno - Boys traveling club team, very good.
About 4 assistant coaches.
Championship game.
1st half - P no calls an obvious flop because the ball goes in the hole.
The asst. jumps in my partners **** with "Where is the foul?" WHAP - Of course.
He now goes to the baseline to administer as I come over to advise the HC that he has to have a seat, this same asst. jumps up and yells, "I can't believe he didn't call that! He needs to make that call!!"
WHAP and I pop off with, "The only call we need to make is a taxi for you. Buh-Bye now!"
TR