This was a first for me...

[bigwes68]

IM Basketball (red flag already).

Game is a blowout, something like 44-18 at this point, about 3-4 minutes to go in the game. I call a foul on the losing team. Report the foul, start heading to the other end.

As I turn my back to the table, I feel a tug on my shorts (we wear shorts for IM ball; heck, some nights we're lucky if everyone has a striped shirt on). Then another. I turn around and the guy I just called the foul on is trying to pants me.

I tossed him. I didn't get mad about it, mainly because I had the drawstring tied pretty tight and they weren't coming off. Game ends about a minute later by mercy rule (30 points with less than 5:00 to play). Last game of the season, guess the guy figured he didn't have anything to lose.

Anyone else ever had anything like that happen?

[Adam]

ROTFLOL!
This is only funny because you tossed him. I'd have considered tossing a teammate for effect.

[ChrisSportsFan]

Sounds like BigWes's secret admirer ain't so secret anymore.

[Mark Padgett]

You should have told him he has to buy you dinner first. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[drothamel]

heck, it could be worse. I did an IM game once where a kid had a knife in his pocket. During a fast break, he attempted to hand it off to a teammate on the bench to hide it. They fumbled the hand-off and then proceeded to kick the knife over into the bench area to hide it. We had to stop the game, call campus police, and endure a half-hour search of the gym. They eventually found the knife and arrested the player. I just loved doing IM games. How else would you know how to handle all that stuff that isn't covered in the book? LOL