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Last night girls game. A1 goes up to shoot. B1 gets hand on top of ball with absolutely no body contact and forces A1 to come down with ball. I call a jump.
Coach A screams for a foul. I say to my partner (in front of the coach), "The coach wants a foul. Since all that was hit was the ball, put the ball at the free throw line for two shots." My partner says, "What's the point of doing that? We're just going to wind up with a couple of 10 second violations." I reply, "Oh yeah. I hadn't thought of that." I turned to the coach and said, "Sorry, I don't think it's in the rules that the ball can shoot itself." The coach looked like someone had just put a calculus exam in front of him. He turned around and walked away. "Besides", my partner continued, "the ball is wearing an illegal number - 28.5" That one cracked me up.
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That was a good one!
Hey, I read your post to my buddy here and he wanted to know why that would not be a travelling call instead of jump ball? Would it be because the hand was still on the ball when the shooter came down? Thanks, |
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Edit: Snaq can type fast! [Edited by tjones1 on Feb 17th, 2005 at 12:50 PM] |
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Just wondering how you are so sure that this game was so poorly managed. |
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Coach: "My team isn't litening to me and the two of you are ignoring me, I can't win." Partner: "Coach, my dad would tell you the same thing he tells me, every communication failure you have has one thing in common." Coach: "And what would that be?" Partner: "You" Coach grins and says "You may be onto something". Rest of the game was pleasant and the coach shut up.
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