I never said you did....

[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by tjones1
Had a game Monday night where the fouls were something like 7 to 1. Not that I care, I only remember because the coach said something to me about it. He said: "Come on ref, the fouls are 7 to 1." So I pulled the line "Sorry coach, I don't count them I call them." He said: "I never said you did, I'm counting them." Sooo you great come back people out there, what would you have said back?

Maybe you didn't see the fine print on the screen when we joke about the smart 1 liners:

"Performed by a professional on a closed track. Do not try this at home."

Now you know why it's there.

BTW, I have a choice of 2 answers, depending on how p1ssy I'm feeling at the time:

1. "I hear ya coach."
2. "That's not my issue coach, it's a coaching issue."

Either is almost always met by silence.