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Originally posted by tjones1
Had a game Monday night where the fouls were something like 7 to 1. Not that I care, I only remember because the coach said something to me about it. He said: "Come on ref, the fouls are 7 to 1." So I pulled the line "Sorry coach, I don't count them I call them." He said: "I never said you did, I'm counting them." Sooo you great come back people out there, what would you have said back?
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Maybe you didn't see the fine print on the screen when we joke about the smart 1 liners:
"Performed by a professional on a closed track. Do not try this at home."
Now you know why it's there.
BTW, I have a choice of 2 answers, depending on how p1ssy I'm feeling at the time:
1. "I hear ya coach."
2. "That's not my issue coach, it's a coaching issue."
Either is almost always met by silence.