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Old Sun Feb 13, 2005, 09:23pm
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I'd call it in high school. It seems to me that the laws of physics would make this move impossible without palming.
Well, yeah, in a girls game.
What are you saying? Physics are different in a boys' game?
Wait, I have this Ben Wright quote running through my head.
Do you mean Steven Wright?
I was riding the bus and I set down next to this beautiful asian woman who was crying.

I asked her what was wrong and she said, "You are a complete stranger, I can't tell you."

I said, "Sometimes it's easier to tell a stranger."

So she says, "I just came from my psychiatrist and he said I'm a nymphomaniac, but I'm only turned on by Jewish cowboys."

I said, "Let me introduce myself, I'm Bucky Goldstein."
I moved into an appartment with a switch on the wall that seemed to do nothing. Every time I walked by it I would switch it on & off, but nothing happened. Two months later I got a letter from a woman in Germany, it said "Cut it out".

If you are traveling at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights does anything happen?

I bought a box of powdered water, but I did not know what to add.
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