What did you hear

[TheRefinator]

"Hey Zebra, There's a good game going on, too bad you're missing it"

"Hey Ref! Time to go back to the optometrist and get a new prescription"

"My mother took less time to squirt me out than (insert player number here) has been in the paint"

"What's the matter ref. did (insert opposing team or coach here) cut you and this is the only way you can be a part of the team?"