Coaches, Coaches

[johnnyrao]

Varsity coach to me (in conversational tone): "I can not believe you guys are so bad. That last shot was blocked and hit the side of the backboard on the padding and you call nothing. UNBELIEVABLE!"

Me to varsity coach: "And the fact that you didn't hear a whistle should tell you something, coach."

I try not to speak with coaches like this but this one was on our case a few times so I could not resist saying something.