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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 02:12pm
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I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 02:34pm
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I'll get there alive even if it kills me!

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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 03:21pm
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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 03:45pm
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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 03:50pm
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Good practice, kids. Now it's time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted, I have cut a lot of you.

Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janey, you're gone. Steven, I like your hussle...that's why it was so hard to cut you.

Congratulations, the rest of you made the team! Except you, you and you.

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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 04:07pm
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"When I was seventeen.....
I drank some very good beer.....
I drank some very good beer I purchased.....
With a fake ID...

My name was Brian McGee....
I stayed up listening to Queen....
When I was seventeen....


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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 04:14pm
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Larks,
I knew we could count on my 'Nati compadre for a little wisdom.

Homer: "Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
Marge: "Homer, watch your mouth!"
Homer: "I gotta go, my d*** weiner kids are listening."
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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 04:19pm
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Sup Wiz?

How about....

"They have the Internet on computers, now?"

and

"Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?"
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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 04:32pm
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"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"


"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, 'never try'."


Burns: "I need your help. I want to be loved"
Homer: "I see...well, I'll need some beer..."
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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 04:44pm
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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 04:48pm
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"I'm sorry I lied to you, Marge. But this gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge ofÂ*power, like God must feel when he's holding a gun."
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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 04:59pm
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Lisa - you and your silly stories - "Bart is a vampire and Beer kills brain cells"



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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 05:21pm
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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 05:36pm
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Lisa - you and your silly stories - "Bart is a vampire and Beer kills brain cells"
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Old Fri Jan 14, 2005, 05:57pm
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