I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

-Homer J. Simpson

I'll get there alive even if it kills me!

Homer J. Simpson

Doh!

"I'm just trying to get into heaven. I'm not running for Jesus."

Good practice, kids. Now it's time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted, I have cut a lot of you.

Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janey, you're gone. Steven, I like your hussle...that's why it was so hard to cut you.

Congratulations, the rest of you made the team! Except you, you and you.

- Coach Homer Simpson

"When I was seventeen.....
I drank some very good beer.....
I drank some very good beer I purchased.....
With a fake ID...

My name was Brian McGee....
I stayed up listening to Queen....
When I was seventeen....

Larks,
I knew we could count on my 'Nati compadre for a little wisdom.

Homer: "Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
Marge: "Homer, watch your mouth!"
Homer: "I gotta go, my d*** weiner kids are listening."

Sup Wiz?

How about....

"They have the Internet on computers, now?"

and

"Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?"

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"


"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, 'never try'."


Burns: "I need your help. I want to be loved"
Homer: "I see...well, I'll need some beer..."

"I'm sorry I lied to you, Marge. But this gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge ofÂ*power, like God must feel when he's holding a gun."

Lisa - you and your silly stories - "Bart is a vampire and Beer kills brain cells"



[Edited by Dewey1 on Jan 14th, 2005 at 05:02 PM]

My fav...

Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except weasels.