Sorry... I had to do it :)

[rainmaker]

Originally posted by just another ref
Is this Dave a real person or just one of those urban legend guys that we all wish we could be at times? I mean, some of the quotes here are excessive even if said at 3rd and 4th grade games with the score 41-6 at halftime. Really and truly, if I used the old appetizer and main course and dessert deal in the midst of flinging T's around during a "real" ball game I just feel like I might not be welcome back the next night.

Dave is a real person who uses these witticisms sparingly and judiciously. Very seldom in a "real" game. Usually in a rec setting where everyone knows everyone and he is well known for his good judgment in calling the game and his fair and even hand. Also, with just the right tone in his voice so as to avoid throwing gas on a fire.