Hey, Hawks' Coach.....

[rainmaker]

.....I'd be interested in your take on the Closely Guarded threads which sort of died a few days ago. We had no coaches check in at all, and I think a coach's perspective would be helpful. I would have e-mailed you, to avoid the possibility of getting back into the "fray", but you've turned yours off. Not that I blame you...

[Dan_ref]

I, as mayor of Munchkinville, am here to formally present to you a request in the form of a signed petition that you withdraw this question, in order that peace and harmony might continue to prevail in our fair city.

[Hawks Coach]

Originally posted by Dan_ref

I, as mayor of Munchkinville, am here to formally present to you a request in the form of a signed petition that you withdraw this question, in order that peace and harmony might continue to prevail in our fair city.

Too late baby now, it's too late. . .

I posted rain - not sure if I addressed what you wanted. Seems like you basically came to the right conclusions anyway.

[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by Hawks Coach

Too late baby now, it's too late. . .

...and our forecast shows an increased liklihood of monkey sh1t tonight and possibly extending into the weekend.

Been a lot of that lately...we'll be back with Dick Kennedy and his sports report after this word from our sponsor...

[Hawks Coach]

Flying howler - what a creative idea. Does the coaching box have a cone of verticality that extends to the ceiling in case I start flying while I howl?

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally posted by Hawks Coach
Flying howler - what a creative idea. Does the coaching box have a cone of verticality that extends to the ceiling in case I start flying while I howl?

A coach's "cone of verticality" only extends upwards. You can jump as high as you want. If you come down however.......

[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by Hawks Coach
Flying howler - what a creative idea. Does the coaching box have a cone of verticality that extends to the ceiling in case I start flying while I howl?

Yeah, that's OK as long as you control yourself while outside of your cone of excrement.



btw, I was really going for the connection to my first post...you know...munchkins wanting peace..wicked witch...evil monkeys...all that...well...so then...ahem...but I like your flying howler idea better.

[rainmaker]

Originally posted by Dan_ref


btw, I was really going for the connection to my first post...you know.....wicked witch...

And just who, pray tell, is the wicked witch?!!?!

[Hawks Coach]

Well, after all, you are the one who conjured me up, now aren't you Juulie?

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally posted by rainmaker

And just who, pray tell, is the wicked witch?!!?!

Well, the first clue is that she was from the west.

[rainmaker]

Originally posted by Hawks Coach
Well, after all, you are the one who conjured me up, now aren't you Juulie?

Juulie and the Flying Howler Monkeys

That sounds good!

Do you play an instrument?

[Hawks Coach]

I can play bad rhythm guitar and sing, but my son plays a mean lead so maybe he could cover it all up.