Elastic Power

[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by mick

No, but I will, as soon as a player leaves the bench area because the ceiling is falling in that area of the gym, because a rabid skunk is attacking the rack of shooting balls, or because a flock of Ruffed grouse flew into the open door of the gym.
mick

Last year I worked an AAU game in a HS gym that doubled as summer home to some sparrows. No big deal until it became apparent that some of the sparrows were having trouble digesting that double breakfast burrito. You would be surprised what a large *SPLAT* that stuff makes when it hits a gym floor from 30 feet or so.