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Old Thu Apr 22, 2004, 10:10pm
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My (black) daughter said one of these to someone, and he came back to her, "Yea? Well, yo' mama's white!!" Wasn't much more she could say after that.
You mean other than "Yes she is"?
Her freshman year, I went to watch her play basketball, I arrived a little late for the game. I walked behind the bench, patted her shoulder and said, "Have a good game, honey" The girl sitting next to her said, "Who's that?" Jess said, "I don't know... some lady!"
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Old Thu Apr 22, 2004, 10:34pm
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My (black) daughter said one of these to someone, and he came back to her, "Yea? Well, yo' mama's white!!" Wasn't much more she could say after that.
You mean other than "Yes she is"?
Her freshman year, I went to watch her play basketball, I arrived a little late for the game. I walked behind the bench, patted her shoulder and said, "Have a good game, honey" The girl sitting next to her said, "Who's that?" Jess said, "I don't know... some lady!"
Teens...you can't live with them, and you can't kill them.
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Old Thu Apr 22, 2004, 10:43pm
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Nevada....We only play two halves, not 4 quarters in most high school games in MA...Some Private schools and few other leagues play 4 quarters. I keep forgatting we all have different rules...Sorry!
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Old Fri Apr 23, 2004, 07:48am
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Nevada....We only play two halves....
Only two?

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Old Fri Apr 23, 2004, 05:42pm
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A couple classics

Yo mamma's so fat when she puts on her raincoat people yell taxi.

Yo mamma's so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Yo mamma's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Yo mamma's so fat she went to the beach and people started yelling "Free Willy!!"

Man, those take me back.
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Old Fri Apr 23, 2004, 09:17pm
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somehow I had a feeling you were in MA

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Nevada....We only play two halves, not 4 quarters in most high school games in MA...Some Private schools and few other leagues play 4 quarters. I keep forgatting we all have different rules...Sorry!
I almost added unless you are playing Chuck's rules to that last post!
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