Geez - what have I started...actually my Latin one was "Your momma is so fat, when she visits town Rome has 8 hills"...pretty good, but nearly as good as JR's and Dan's...

We'll leave ya with these two:

- Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl has it's own lifeguard.

- Yo momma's so fat that her butt has it it's own congressman!

<pre>
#! /usr/bin/perl
%Weight = (
Maximum => 200,
Minimum => 120
);
$WeightFile = "Howbig.lst";
%AllPeople = &GetData($WeightFile);
foreach $Name (keys %AllPeople) {
print "Your $Name is so fat..." if ($AllPeople{$Name}{Weight} > $Weight{Maximum};
print "Your $Name is so skinny..." if ($AllPeople{$Name}{Weight} > $Weight{Minimum};
}
</pre>

Yo mama so fat:

her nickname is "Lardo"

when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

when she went to the Zoo, Elephants began throwing peanuts at her.

small objects orbit her.

she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

when I tell her to haul a$$, she gotta make two trips.

when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

she could be the eighth continent.

she nearly put Safeway out of business

the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

she sat on a dolla' and squirted out 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel!

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I think the biggest thing I don't like about the rule as it stands is the inconsistency. If A fouls, they keep the arrow. If A violates, they lose it?
The exceptions necessary for consistency could easily be dismissed if only they would listen to me. :)

Yo momma is so nasty the fish store paid her to leave.

:D How do you say "degenerates" in Latin? ;)

Yo momma is so nasty I called her up for phone sex, and got an ear infection.

Yo momma is like potato chips - fri-to-lay

"So fat" I could handle, but this is a little...


My (black) daughter said one of these to someone, and he came back to her, "Yea? Well, yo' mama's white!!" Wasn't much more she could say after that.

All of our momma's would be horrified...I can't believe I started this mess...where's Padgett when we need him??? :)

Uh, Tony - on what side of your car is the steering wheel?

The left side.

But it's a German car. :)

You mean other than "Yes she is"?