What is the penalty?

[Mark Padgett]

Originally posted by DJ

What is the penalty for the following after the opening tipoff?
These players are in the game.

1. Rubber band on the wrist?
Flogging
2. Wrist bands that do not match a color on a jersey?
Life in prison without parole
3. Head bands of teammates that are not the same color?
Five minutes locked in a closet with "The Nanny"
4. Head bands that are not the same as the primary color of a jersey?
Must yell "Ball ball ball ball ball" for 10 minutes
5. Blue T shirt under a red jersey with blue trim?
Loss of potential college scholarship
6. T shirt that is white under a black jersey with yellow trim?
Must dress as cheerleaders for the rest of the game
7. Any jewelry?
Road trip with Michael Jackson

What if they are not in the game? ie. substitutes?
Players are seatbelted on top of coaches