Happy Holidays

[ref18]

In order to be politically correct and not offend anyone, I have this holiday greeting that Krusty the Clown used on his non-denominational Mid-December Holiday Special.


So everyone, have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Krazy Kwanza, Tip Top Tet, and a Solemn and Dignified Ramadan.


Have a good one.

[ChuckElias]

Originally posted by ref18
In order to be politically correct and not offend anyone, I have this holiday greeting that Krusty the Clown used on his non-denominational Mid-December Holiday Special.


So everyone, have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Krazy Kwanza, Tip Top Tet, and a Solemn and Dignified Ramadan.

In the spirit of alliteration, shouldn't it be a Raucous (or at least, Rockin') Ramadan?

[rainmaker]

Originally posted by ref18
In order to be politically correct and not offend anyone, I have this holiday greeting that Krusty the Clown used on his non-denominational Mid-December Holiday Special.


So everyone, have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Krazy Kwanza, Tip Top Tet, and a Solemn and Dignified Ramadan.


Have a good one.

Krusty left out Dwalii.

My son came home from college with this one:

Merry Happy DwaRamaHanaKwanzMasTice

That leaves out Tet, but it includes the solstice, and Dwalii. It rolls quite trippingly off the tongue, don't you think!?

[dblref]

Originally posted by rainmaker

Krusty left out Dwalii.

My son came home from college with this one:

Merry Happy DwaRamaHanaKwanzMasTice

That leaves out Tet, but it includes the solstice, and Dwalii. It rolls quite trippingly off the tongue, don't you think!?

Son in college? Say it ain't so! How can you be 28 years old and have a son in college?

[canuckrefguy]

Originally posted by ChuckElias
So everyone, have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Krazy Kwanza, Tip Top Tet, and a Solemn and Dignified Ramadan.[/B]

In the spirit of alliteration, shouldn't it be a Raucous (or at least, Rockin') Ramadan? [/B][/QUOTE]

Kinda hard to be racucous when you're fasting all the time....

[rainmaker]

Originally posted by dblref

Son in college? Say it ain't so! How can you be 28 years old and have a son in college?

Think Doogie Hawser or however the heck he spelled his name.

[ChuckElias]

Originally posted by canuckrefguy
Kinda hard to be racucous when you're fasting all the time....

It's only half the time. Sunset to sunrise, right? And since the daylight hours are now getting longer, it gets easier (ok, just a little) as the month goes by. Not that I've ever tried it. . . Gotta respect a guy like Hakeem who always kept his fast, even on game days. Has to be tough to do.

[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by ChuckElias

It's only half the time. Sunset to sunrise, right? And since the daylight hours are now getting longer, it gets easier (ok, just a little) as the month goes by. Not that I've ever tried it. . . Gotta respect a guy like Hakeem who always kept his fast, even on game days. Has to be tough to do.

Hey Chuck, give the guy a break...he's canadian and we don't expect much out of him.

[rainmaker]

Originally posted by ChuckElias

It's only half the time. Sunset to sunrise, right? And since the daylight hours are now getting longer, it gets easier (ok, just a little) as the month goes by. Not that I've ever tried it. . . Gotta respect a guy like Hakeem who always kept his fast, even on game days. Has to be tough to do.

Chuck -- it's sunrise to sunset, which in most Arab countries is about 12 hours at any time of year. During Ramadan, they eat little during the other 12 hours -- usually a simple meal of grain (such as rice or millet) and vegetables after sunset. In Detroit where December makes sunrise to sunset not long enough, they go by the hours of the clock -- 7 am to 7 pm. The custom is to have one meal only which is eaten near bedtime. It's actually not that bad, after the first couple of days. The hard part is explaining it to the 6 and 7 year old. Some families don't require children under 5 to participate, but others require it of everyone except nursing babies. Even animals "fast" in devout households. They gain credit with God, which applies to their eternal destiny. Similar fasts were required in places of the Old Testament. Children, animals, slaves, everyone was required to fast. Somehow they managed. I hate to think what my kids would do...

[just another ref]

Originally posted by rainmaker

Think Doogie Hawser or however the heck he spelled his name.

You were married to Doogie Hawser?