Thu Dec 25, 2003, 02:15am
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We don't rent pigs
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Originally posted by rainmaker
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Originally posted by dblref
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Originally posted by ref18
In order to be politically correct and not offend anyone, I have this holiday greeting that Krusty the Clown used on his non-denominational Mid-December Holiday Special.
So everyone, have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Krazy Kwanza, Tip Top Tet, and a Solemn and Dignified Ramadan.
Have a good one.
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Krusty left out Dwalii.
My son came home from college with this one:
Merry Happy DwaRamaHanaKwanzMasTice
That leaves out Tet, but it includes the solstice, and Dwalii. It rolls quite trippingly off the tongue, don't you think!?
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Son in college? Say it ain't so! How can you be 28 years old and have a son in college? 
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Think Doogie Hawser or however the heck he spelled his name.
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You were married to Doogie Hawser?
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I swear, Gus, you'd argue with a possum.
It'd be easier than arguing with you, Woodrow.
Lonesome Dove
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