Dunking in warmups

[just another ref]

Originally posted by hsbasketballplayer
...he said that we would risk getting T'ed up if I was to "pat down" a starter in pre-game introductions...would this merit a technical foul (for taunting, I assume)? Seems a little strict to me...

I may be the only one here who doesn't, but I don't even know what you mean by "pat down," so perhaps you could explain further. On the subject of the pregame dunk, this is one of those situations that I have dared to dream about.
A coach that gives you problems every time you meet has three players in a row dunk the ball in warmups. You stroll calmly over to the coach (smile if you want) and say
"Boy, coach, I sure admire the hops on some of your guys, that's very impressive. Now, by the way, we start the game with 3 T's, one on each guy, and, one more thing, you have to leave."