Okay, I Admit It...

[Dan_ref]

Originally posted by rainmaker
... I yelled at a ref last week. My son was playing soccer (8th grade, no less) and he wasn't even involved in the play I yelled about. I just plain lost it, and didn't have a whistle in my mouth to blow at the player, so I resorted to "venting" in the oonly other medium at my disposal.

What's the penance? PLEASE, don't make me do 20 8th grade boys games this year!! Can't I do community service instead?!?

This is gonna hurt but you'll be a better person for it.

1.
You must watch the following movies:
Jackass (compulsory)
Either Taxi Driver or Full Metal Jacket
Any 1 Stallone movie or any 2 of the Die Hard movies.

2.
You will be given a car in a neighborhood unknown to you and you must find your way to a difficult to find location. You will not be permitted to stop & ask directions.

3.
You will be placed in a setting with 4 of your closest woman friends. You must communicate using only the following phrases:
"So? What's the big deal?"
"Wadda lotta crap."
"If that was my kid...."
"She had it comin'"

4.
No chocolate for 1 month or use a porta-potty once.