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Old Mon Jun 18, 2018, 04:34pm
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls.
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Old Wed Jun 27, 2018, 03:14pm
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls.
Thanks for keeping the punch line G rated.
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Old Wed Jun 27, 2018, 05:16pm
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Thanks for keeping the punch line G rated.
It's always great to hear from Mark Padgett. We're all pleased that his pig's heart transplant is still beating and going strong. Of course, Mark Padgett is no longer kosher, but we won't hold that against him.

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Why did the referee eject the skunk?


It committed a fragrant foul.
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Old Thu Jun 28, 2018, 04:19pm
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...cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Old Thu Jun 28, 2018, 05:14pm
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...cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udderly destroyed.
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