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Mark Padgett Mon Jun 18, 2018 04:34pm

Why did the.....
 
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls. :p

#olderthanilook Wed Jun 27, 2018 03:14pm

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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 1022408)
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls. :p

Thanks for keeping the punch line G rated.

BillyMac Wed Jun 27, 2018 05:16pm

I'll Huff And I'll Puff ...
 
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Originally Posted by #olderthanilook (Post 1022547)
Thanks for keeping the punch line G rated.

It's always great to hear from Mark Padgett. We're all pleased that his pig's heart transplant is still beating and going strong. Of course, Mark Padgett is no longer kosher, but we won't hold that against him.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

Stat-Man Wed Jun 27, 2018 08:52pm

Why did the referee eject the skunk?


It committed a fragrant foul. :D

#olderthanilook Thu Jun 28, 2018 04:19pm

...cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

BillyMac Thu Jun 28, 2018 05:14pm

Laughing Cow ...
 
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Originally Posted by #olderthanilook (Post 1022580)
...cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udderly destroyed.


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