Don't criticize officials in my town, buddy.

[Mark Padgett]

OK - for all you newbies, the real first rule of officiating is:

TUCK YOUR WHISTLE IN YOUR JERSEY BEFORE YOU TAKE A LEAK.

This applies to both male and female officials.

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

OK - for all you newbies, the real first rule of officiating is:

TUCK YOUR WHISTLE IN YOUR JERSEY BEFORE YOU TAKE A LEAK.

This applies to both male and female officials.

And for those that don't use a lanyard, WASH YOUR HANDS.

[Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

"There are only two people in the entire gym who don't care who wins the game -- themselves and their officiating partner."

This (above) should be Mark Padgett's First Rule Of Officiating, not that other First Rule Of Officiating.

Originally Posted by Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.

The OTHER First Rule Of Officiating: "Make sure you get paid before the game in small used untraceable bills!"

MTD, Sr.

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

OK - for all you newbies, the real first rule of officiating is:

TUCK YOUR WHISTLE IN YOUR JERSEY BEFORE YOU TAKE A LEAK.

This applies to both male and female officials.

DOH!! You mean the OTHER First Rule of Basketball! Not to be confused with that OHTER First Rule of Basketball Officiating: "Make sure your zipper is pulled up before you leave the dressing room."

MTD, Sr.