When umpires fall

[Publius]

Now, T may think this is additional material worthy of stand-up, but that's not the intent...

I completely understand why some umpires might wear cleats if footing is important to them. There isn't a single decent pair of base shoes on the market if solid footing is your most important purchase criterion, rated higher than appearance or fit.

Oh, for the return of the Spot-Bilt OS-50!